As much as I adore cult musicals, and I do, being crazy-glued into a Riff Raff costume is only an inch shy of cruel. Not only are hunchback handymen unglamorous, if I were any more acquainted with my room it and I would be intimate partners ( Read more... )

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[obnoxious static, rustling, then:]

-what's this do? Oh. Hello? Can people hear me?

[more rustling, then a fwump]

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel. Does anybody know where I can find some self-raising flour? And eggs. Oh, and icing in every colour. I don't think - [GASP] - is- is that a giant? But those aren't even real.

...I don't have to ride on it, do

If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Emma Pillsbury, I'd really appreciate anything you can tell me.

She's been missing for a few days.

I'm pretty sure someone was just standing at the foot of my bed staring at me.

If this is someone's idea of a joke, I'm not laughing.

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lol im a huge dick look at me

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